Two homes, including the colonial farmhouse on 5 acres with the in-law suite we were excited to see in Hume, went under contract in the past week. Damn. We anticipated that the Hume house might go more quickly since the price recently dropped substantially, but we would have liked to have seen the inside. Oh well.
As pertaining to the properties we actually did see, summary is as follows:
- House #1, Warrenton: Small-ish but cute. Hardwood (laminate?) floors, crown molding, recently painted. Kitchen would be better for a single professional than for two of us cooking together. Good-sized backyard. Planking exterior makes for an attractive home. Very loud and constant traffic noise from a busy road two lots down makes it thoroughly undesirable.
- House #2, Warrenton: One of the most interesting candidates so far. New on the market and at the very high end of our price range. Quiet residential neighborhood; it's a subdivision but doesn't feel like one, really. Little girls riding their bikes waved as we drove by - very cute. Cape Cod exterior that we both like, with beautifully maintained front yard and a large, flat back yard. Previous owners already have a large garden started. Kitchen is nice; appliances not the newest but very serviceable, and the kitchen opens onto a nice deck overlooking the backyard. Dining room has big bay window. Weird little closet immediately inside the front door that does strange things to the space; N was telling me how he would move it. Small, oddly-shaped living room with bland gray carpet. Stairs and upstairs done in the same boring grey carpet that seems to suck some personality out of the place. Three reasonably-sized bedrooms. Master is doable with a small master bath. The house is nice, but its personality (from my point of view) seems almost exclusively confined to the exterior and the grounds (which is are admittedly very nice). With painted walls and our stuff in it I might feel differently. The realtor feels the price is excellent, but as I mentioned, it's at the very highest price point of what we can afford.
- House #3, Warrenton: Opened the car door. Listened to the roaring traffic. Closed the car door and moved on.
- House #4, Marshall: Nice location. That's it. House is on a heavily wooded lot. The home itself needs so much structural repair that you would be better off tearing it down and starting over. No, really. The roof is caving in and we think someone might be squatting in it. Also, dead mice. Eww. The bank that owns this place needs a reality check on the price they're asking.
- House #5, Hume: Early 20th century farmhouse on 3 acres. Beautiful mountain views that could be made better if you took down some pine trees. Weird little enclosed porch in the front that looks like it used to be the exterior porch. Now the house looks like it needs a porch again. Vinyl siding in colors that are ok, not great. Hardwood floors everywhere except the enclosed porch and a little porch off the back. Very large kitchen, much of it recently remodeled. Does not have everything we would want in the kitchen (dishwasher), but lots of space to add it, plus add an island or make it an eat-in-kitchen. Weird little first-floor bathroom between rooms in an odd way that is hard to explain. Neat old staircase upstairs to four large bedrooms. Upstairs bathroom is smaller than the one in my first apartment in Boston. Decent closet space. 3 acres with multiple outbuildings on it; one barn that could be salvageable and two sheds that probably need to go. I ran around this house ooh-ing and aah-ing for a good ten minutes, looking at N and saying "I want it!" Then reality set in. Walls are hardwood paneling. All of them, except the kitchen. That's a lot of painting. Electrical and plumbing would need to be completely redone immediately for safety's sake (it's a 1909 farmhouse, what did I think was going to happen?). Needs a bathroom remodel and soon. We would want to offer about $50K less than they're asking for on this house, and then we would still have to go back to the bank for a loan to fix it up. So sadly, although this may be someone's dream project, it's really not ours at this point in our lives.
- House #6, Marshall: Near to some sort of transformer, so from the front yard you can hear high-power lines. You can't hear them from inside or from the gigantic backyard that already has a huge garden it it. The backyard is great; the house is small and feels tight, plus it has has taken a cosmetic beating from the large family currently living there. N joked that the separate garage seems larger than the house - the sad thing is that I think he's right.
- House #7, The Plains: The 1970's are alive and well in this home. Fake wood paneling everywhere and ugly green carpet laid over a pretty hardwood floor. N pointed out that the nicest part of the home is the hardwood staircase downstairs to the basement. Said basement is gigantic, with 70's flower-printed chairs and rugs. Made me want to go buy bell bottoms. This is not a deal-breaker, but the loud traffic noise is. Enough said.
- House #8, Delaplane: The house that hurts. 5 minutes from I-66 but quiet as can be. Giant wooded lot but still has plenty of room for gardening or hypothetical future children to play. Pretty colored siding. Hardwood floors. A sizeable kitchen that flows into a large living room with stone fireplace. Pretty colors, crown molding, wainscoting. Three bedrooms, all of reasonable size. Large master bath that could use a redo but is perfectly serviceable. A gigantic deck off the back of the house with....wait for it...a gazebo! A second floor that would make a good computer room/exercise room. Needs a good cleaning and a little bit of cosmetic, not-really-structural stuff. A giant partially finished basement that could dramatically expand available space. This house has character in spades but is structurally sound. We really, really liked it. A lot. Short sale? That's ok! Then.....then we found out that there is no high-speed internet available at that location. OUCH. For our lifestyle? Complete deal-breaker. One we had not anticipated; the no-longer-on-the-market farmhouse in Hume has broadband, for crying out loud! This one stings.
- House #9, Front Royal: Up a mountain in a subdivision that requires a keycode to get in. Seriously, guys? What are you worried about? Moving on...Exterior is pretty nice. Large living room with very high ceilings and built-in bookcases. Ugly little kitchen with fluorescent lighting that has done bad things to the color of the cabinets. Large master bedroom/bath off the dining room, which is...odd? Three identical small bedrooms upstairs, all connecting to a hallway that overlooks the giant living room. Said living space tries to be grandiose but it doesn't fit with the rest of the house. The white carpet and walls have not aged well. All of this could possibly be forgiven, but the lot the house sits on is steep. Really steep. As in-N's car would not make it up the driveway if there's snow and ice-steep. The backyard is also mostly steep hill, with only a little flat strip. Meh.